WTF is this shit?

There were a few things I said I was gonna blog about. Mostly because I think it's funny to say. Like my greatest air hockey moment. It was my first regulation game in NARWAHL's maiden season. I was up 6-2 I think. I just got scored on and I wanted to finish this game and walk with my victory. I set the puck on the "ice" and think for a brief moment on a quote that the local ice hockey announcer says. "Top shelf where momma hides...

Gex