I couldn't figure out how to edit a blog.

In a previous blog I talked about how I made an air hockey jersey.


This is the original of what I wanted.


This is how the shirt turned out. Yeah. I gotta get a new shirt and spray a new one. That didn't turn out how I would...

Gex

Alright my people. I finally got a spray with my stencil I've been working on. Went to the local Hobby Lobby and got some spray fabric paint. It's epic. First a little background.


Here in the south, there's not many hockey fans. There's like, maybe a handful of us. Sure we have an ECHL team here (LETS GO SEAWOLVES!!! WOOOOO!!!) but only a grip of people that go to the games are actual hockey fans. As in people that could give a fuck who wins the Kelly Cup or the Stanley...

Gex

I did, no lie, true story, real talk. Kinda been going without one for a while. Even been thinking about growing it out so I can be Nathan Explsion for Halloween this year. It would be awesome. "I need a hundred beers, exactly a hundred." I think I'm gonna grow my beard out soon too, so by winter I'll be rockin' some world destroying chin structure. I'll seriously resemble Rasputin or Nostrodamus or someone equally awesome. I can wear a beard like a champion. Only problem is it's...

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WTF is this shit?

There were a few things I said I was gonna blog about. Mostly because I think it's funny to say. Like my greatest air hockey moment. It was my first regulation game in NARWAHL's maiden season. I was up 6-2 I think. I just got scored on and I wanted to finish this game and walk with my victory. I set the puck on the "ice" and think for a brief moment on a quote that the local ice hockey announcer says. "Top shelf where momma hides...

Gex

It's time...

So I had that internet thing turned on today. I know you've all been waiting with feverish anticipation. Alas, it's 3 in the morning here and past my bed time. In my pre-re-internet boredom at the house I started reading my Sandman comics again. Let me tell ya, those are some awesome comics. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

So I have this huge gold and silver belt buckle with my first initial on it, right. It's huge, so I go out in public with this...

Gex