[d(^_^)b]

okay so when i was getting sedated before i recieved my surgery, i succesfully recited the entire book of green eggs and ham before i got the fuck knocked out of me and the nurses were cheering me on to finish before i was fully sedated. after my surgery when the docter was telling me about it (the surgery) my mom fell down laghing. well another funny thing is my mom knew everybody that was doing my surgery on account of she works there, so eveyone is gonna know about this.

i just got weened off my pain meds, acidemediphrine with codiene, the shit that made it able for me to learn how to string WITH a cast on. now that im not taking it, i can feel the stiches rubbing on the bottom of my cast and it feels weird and i DONT LIKE IT!!!!!!

so yesterday on christmas i got $100 worth of glowsticks as a gag gift, because my mom didnt know that i taught myself to string with a cast on, she thought it would be fuckin hilarriusto tease me with a shit load of glowsticks. i really surprised her when i showed her that i can still string

[LilRaverBoi]

That's fuckin' hilarious!!! LOL. How do you know the entire book by memory? It sounds like something a pedophile would know...LOL...j/k. That's pretty impressive either way that you were able to fend off professional sedatives to mutter good ol' Dr. Seuss.

[Xtatik]

now that takes some skill man... i turn into a grumpy bear when i go under. i told my mom and as nurse to F them selves one time... oops.

[d(^_^)b]

have no clue of how i did that either d(^_^)b

[SoLoR6]

Pretty funny ......

[Partychick]

So funny. I'm sure the staff has a ball recalling having you as a patient. lol

[drksithmaster]

when they knocked me out to get me leg fixed they told me not to freak out when I woke up...... they were right when I woke up the DR. was hanging over me I'd like to piss my slef so I swong and got the DR. in the face and give him a black eye... he was happy when I left I did not mean to but he starteled me when i woke up