Me and my friends went to our home football game last night, stoned. Of course, I dont go many places where people can see me sober, I only go home sober (half the time) Now, half my friends also play on the football team, and its tradition when we win, to go to IHOP

For those of you who dont know, International House of Pancakes, But for a sidenote, I got chicken fingers, I love chicken fingers.
A bunch of people were going to roll last night (I dont touch rolls as I had a bad roll before.) They buy these rolls that are huge round white pills with an E on one side, and nothing on the other, similar to a real roll. But whats funny is, it was to big, and the E was to "perfect" I have seen MANY rolls in my life nothing came out this big and perfect (of course there was a small chance.)
My friends chew it up, take it down, and in about 15 minutes (which is impossible, they dont kick in that fast) One of my friends says hes starting to feel it, myself being in the passenger seat looking over to another heavely drugged up friend chuckles to himself.
When we finally get back to my friends place and party it up, the people who took their "rolls" said they started to feel it, all except for my friend who has actually done it before, I of course, Didnt touch any of it.
I wake up this morning to a phonecall from my girlfriend, and her breaking up with me for partying to much, oh well, we havnt dated long. I then pop up google, and search BIG WHITE ROUND PILL WITH E, and come up with excedrin extra strength pills.
I text my friend just to make sure he knows, and he knows, and could care less about losing his 10 dollars. I dont really know why I am writing this, but make sure you know who you are getting your stuff from, and know that its real. I have had bad rolls before, and I have had bad trips from rolls before. Know whats in it, and know what you are getting yourself into. And dont look stupid with the placebo effect or faking it.