[ClearFlare]

So yeah... I snuck out and was messing with a girl last night and she gave me a hickey, I come in side, look at it, and go omg... what the fuck? The thing is pretty much black and its bigger then a 50 cent peace. How do you explain that to your parents?

[Th3 SkYsCr4p3r]

where is it?

[AquaThane]

could always tell them... "look, at least it wasn't a dude that gave it to me" or say it was from a vacuum. lol i use to wear head bands so whenever i got a hickey i would just wear it around my neck instead of my head.

[ClearFlare]

Left side of my neck, in the picture it shows up lighter then it is (cameras being a pain, wouldnt get out of black and white) Its a bit darker then how its showing up.

[Th3 SkYsCr4p3r]

say you got grabbed by the neck by someone at thanksgiving or something and it didnt show up till this morning or something

[ClearFlare]

She knows I have glowsticks, Ill say I was swinging it around my neck... and then play stupid and be like... Is it that bad? I shouldnt have done it twice then! Lmao.

[shark bait]

thats easy dude!just find some lipstick and use the top/cap to twist it out.you gotta press and twist hard and its gonna hurt a little

[Siler]

Ha ha ha... Same thing happened to me last week... Fuckin girl gave me a hickey that was solid red about 2-3 inches in each direction.

[drksithmaster]

Ok fool proof plan tell your parents that you were out side and "some little shit heads where shooting at me with a paintball gun so I started running and the fuckers got me once in the neck" hickys look just like you where poped by a paintball and this works I have used it like 2 and my parents and they just said "ohh are you ok"(mom) and this is my dad "what? you did not have your gun ummm I would have thought you would shoot the shit out of the little ass holes"( my dad is 52 he never says ass holes or shit it was the funniest thing I have herd my dad say in a long time.

[Th3 SkYsCr4p3r]

say it was a failed neck wrap....they wont question you