Ha, yeah the minions aren't the nicest of em all, they are strong as fuck though, its good that you wont die, you would be an amazing lure, and i think im sittin on like 2k health unbuffed? im not even sure so dont believe what i say until i look hahaha! but yeah i can teach you all you need to know about ubers, i solo them all the time :]

I just realized ur thing said texas.. I sent you a request for the meetup group (proud group leader)

yo know we got a meetup on october 25th right?

I don't like ubers... I was in a game where everyone knew what they were doing... And they were like 'Just stand there and don't move'

Then a bunch of scary monsters pop out of the ground... And they don't move.. And then my screen is FULL of scary monster, and they ALL attack teh siler...

Teh siler ran away... but it's okay... I had my godly barb... I can't gaurantee I can kill anything with him (though I usually can within a few hits, even in hell) but I gaurantee he will not die...




But still.. Why'd everyone want to hurt teh siler...

I think it was uncalled for...

diablo's ASSHOLE minions.

HAHAHA omg siler i love you.
im about to let you into the secret of ubers.
but i have to open up D2 to get my account name i forgot it O.o


but as far as ubering goes, here goes my explanation....

First off its like one huge acid trip, the trick is to harness it and then figure out how to fend off the scary monsters.... HAHA im just kidding thats good though.. not...


Ok here it REALLY is.

once you open up the portal you should send someone in to LURE MEPHY FIRST, he is by far the hardest to beat because he brings all of your res' down to shit. and he is the reason for the fuckers that pop up around you (skeletons at least) they are not fun, then i would lure BAAL and take him out he isn't too hard, but it is always good to have the smiter go in first, and a zealer taking out the minions that come up. Lastly you go for DIABLO he is not too tough either, just if you mess up and lure any of the two WITH MEPHY you're fucked and you have to lure them away and make a shit ton of sacrifices of YOUR LIFE haha. but its actually quite simple, it just seems like it, i do ubers like its kandi... *PUN *

its easier when you actually do it.

OH my bad, im on the eastern? idk i cant remember ill get back to you on that when i get home.

it is EXPANSION though.

I'll check my account tonight and see fi my chars expired...

What realm, ladder or nl, Expansion or nox?

Oh and username..

And you might have to help me with the uber thing... I only ubered one time, and it was scary... There were a lot of things, but for some reason shit popped up everywehre and it only wanted to attack me and no one else...

I never ubered agan.

oh god yes! i know exactly what you mean, trying to get HOZ from Mephy, not fun at all, as well as BK rings, but other than those two, i go keying all the time, so that gets rather frustrating, so i pretty much know every map front and back in all three of these : Lost Temple, Arcane sanc, and Nihlithak's layer or whatev its called, i know every layout right when i get into it... well not so much arcane, thats where map hack comes in handy.

but yes, idea hatching, you should make an uber-er so we can uber together, i have 2 org sets ready to go.

I think only diablo 2 players know what it's like to do the same thing repeatedly in diferent gasmes well over 200 times in a row for hours beyond hours just to get one specific item drop, then have the CHANCE to pick it up.

oh yes, i know, i have a COA that i for sure DO NOT want gone. that thing cost me out the ass . that and all the COH's and Bk's and such haha.

i seriously have like 200 hrs + in items.. i would be a little flustered if i lost that.

Yeah, it would suck if they expired...

But it's okay... If I try and dedicate to it, I can easy get to new char to level 80 with 3 days...



But it would suck if they expired, cuz I had some GODLY items....

yeah that would suck if they expired.

all my toons are non ladder though cause my most leet toons were ladder and then it reset the day i did an uber, so, i stuck to non ladder lol.

i still make a shitload of hr's and thatt jazz on NL